Federal Reserve Set To Release New Ads Calling Bears ‘Mentally Ill Homosexuals’ To Curb Market Selling
The Federal Reserve is looking for new, innovative ways to keep the American economy booming without printing even more money. In a board meeting each Federal Chairman proposed an idea that would be voted on. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. The Federal Reserve's New Plan To Curb Market SellingA few popular runner ups included making USD a cryptocurrency, giving every American between the ages of 13-24 a free share of AMC but were ultimately passed on. The idea with the most votes was to release a promotional campaign calling bears, thos...