Virgin Galactic Shares Rise After Successfully Sending Crack To The Moon
Virgin Galactic Shares are up 24% in pre-market trading after Sir Richard Branson’s space company was able to send crack cocaine to the moon without it losing its chemical integrity. The engineers at Virgin Galactic have spent months developing a “super crack” that can withstand radiation affecting the compound once leaving the Earth’s atmosphere. Q1 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Super Crack As An Offering To Aliens“It is our plan to use this super crack as an offering to aliens.” Branson said, “If they are high as shit when they visit us perhaps they’ll reconsider using the de...