Andrew Cuomo Announces Plans to Open A Hybrid Strip Club/Pizza Place Where People can Be “Perverted AND Italian”
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced Tuesday he will resign from office after a scathing report from the state’s attorney general documented multiple accusations of sexual harassment against women. Q2 2021 hedge fund letters, conferences and more Disclaimer: This is a satirical article. Andrew Cuomo Ignores The Reason For Being ImpeachedIn a long-winded explanation that he somehow felt qualified as an apology, Cuomo rambled on endlessly about COVID and how much he loved New York, all while almost entirely glossing over the reason he was being impeached. At least there was not a montage of dive...